do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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