Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(916): View more from California

the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.

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(631): View more from New York

is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?

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it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.

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