i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
porn star boner night. come get it.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Randomize
