You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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