BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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