Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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