I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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