my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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