Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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