At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
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