The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
