Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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