I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
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had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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