stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
