Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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