I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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