i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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