didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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