Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I could fuck to npr.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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