were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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