I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Randomize