the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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