whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My hand turned me down
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
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I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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