White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
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