he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Dignity is for republicans.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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