Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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