I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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