I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How many fucks given?
0.12846
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize