1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette