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(402): View more from Nebraska

as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.

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(708): View more from Illinois

He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain

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(615): View more from Tennessee

you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.

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(626): View more from California

You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin

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(727): View more from Florida

I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.

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(404): View more from Georgia

summer in europe = liver of steel

(678): View more from Georgia

I accept that challenge.

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