was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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