Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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