Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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