what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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