maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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