ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
