she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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