weddingsv make me drug and hornr
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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