I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
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Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk