You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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