So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
he thought i was a dude.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
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My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You were trust falling into bushes
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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