so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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