This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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