i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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