If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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