He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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