Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
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