But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I will pee on everything he values.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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