Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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