He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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