Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
And then he peed in my hair
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