her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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