I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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