Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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