so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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